WHAT WE BOUT

MISSION STATEMENT:

"To take action focused on ending Chef Ben's denial of our right to watch cooking videos he makes on Youtube."

"Where in the hell has Ben Been?" This is the question we at www.wherebenbeen.com find ourselves asking each other time and time again. When we talk of "Chef Ben", "Best Buy Benny", "Team Benzo", "Chef Benny-hanah", "DJ Benjamin Butt-on" or "The Abyssal Void of Wasted Youtube Potential", we refer to BravoTV's Below Deck Chef Benjamin Robinson. As many of you know, Best Buy Benny has one million legitimate, organic, free-range, fair-trade, conflict-diamond-free Instagram followers. Accordingly, We the People now press our right to hear what this whimsical chap has got to say on YouTube as well. It would seem thst society is 'climbing the walls' in anticipation of anything fresh and new or substantive by Youtube's applicable standards. Despite this, Team Benzo chooses to keep his priceless pontifications from the good people of Boston, depriving humanity the plethora of pompous English twattiness one just cannot source properly here in the States. As such, www.wherebenbeen.com has committed to fighting this menace and manifest injustice; setting course for calmer seas by departing fastidious waters for those more in line with the mediocre-at-best seamanship of your average Yacht Captain. We are committed to sucessfully persuading Chef Ben into knocking off the half-assery and posting fresh content on YouTube for the people like he promised he would long ago. We believe that our goal to carve out a safe space on YouTube no longer devoid of Chef Ben's likeable, and ultimately nonsensical, brand of cooking entertainment is not the monumentally impossible task it might seem to be. Moreover, by collectively pulling Chef Ben up by his britches and swiftly kicking him in his ass, we anticipate new and exciting content from him on Youtube prompyly and is a service we provide to further the Public Good, keeping mindful that www.wherebenbeen.com is but few, while Chef Ben's apathy is many. As such, we ask for your help to right this injustice by joining our cause today!