HOLLA ATCHA BOY

AN OPEN LETTER TO CHEF BEN'S FANS:

Dear Chef Ben Fan, 

Do you count yourself among those who couldn't get enough of Best Buy Ben Robinson back in his halcyon Below Deck days of yore? Did the show fizzle out for you the moment Team Benzo departed the cast like a tepid last gulp from a Tecate tall boy on a steaming-hot East Texas summer day? Well then Spartan Warrior, I say "Stand Up and Be Counted!" and take this opportunity to let Chef Ben Robinson know, in no uncertain terms, exactly what time it is. 

We must join together and collectively inform Chef Ben that it is time to put down the damned Rubik’s cube, get off his ass and start making and posting some cooking videos on YouTube. We the People have a duty to assert that Right and must not rest until our demand for more Team Benzo is nothing short of absolute victory!

Sincerely,

www.wherebenbeen.com